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Campus Security Blotter
Thursday November 12 2009
An Esbenshade lab room looked like a CSI crime scene this week, when Campus Security was called to take care of a weapons charge in the building. The “weapon” turned out to be a lonesome BB gun.Fire alarms in Ober Residence Hall sparked a response from Campus Security this week, resulting in the conclusion that a student had burned brownies.
Campus Security responded to another fire alarm this week, but instead of brownies being on fire, it was a girl’s hair. Her morning routine set off the alarm, as her hair straightener had burned portions of her mane. But she shouldn’t sweat it. CBS’s “The Early Show” claims that curls are the new “hot” hairstyle.
A domestic dispute between a boyfriend and girlfriend on campus resulted in the boyfriend being arrested and charged by the police. Both are currently students here at Etown.
An ambulance was called to the College when a student requested transportation to the hospital due to a headache and sore throat. In other news: CVS is currently featuring a sale on Advil Liqui-Gels.
Environmental Services was called to Ober basement’s laundry room this week because a student confused it with the bathroom and vomited inside one of the washing machines. It’s believed that the student was polite, however, and put the lid down when finished.
Campus Security cleaned up a dead bird on the roof of Ober. This is unrelated to the possum death several weeks ago.
There was a small vehicle accident in Brown Lot this week, as a student’s unregistered vehicle collided with another student’s car. There were no injuries reported.
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